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  • ex0skeletal:

    Fun shark attack facts:

    • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

    Conclusions:

    1. Humans are assholes.
    2. Sharks are not assholes.
    3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
    9 hours ago   •   486 notes   •   VIA: hobgoblinhero   •   SOURCE: aninstantcrush
  • irl-rarity:

    aninstantcrush:

    YOU GUYS

    YOU GUYS

    JESUS, THE ENDING KILLED ME

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  • baebees:

    kenfucky:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

    what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

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  • Brook is awesome :)

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  • scorpieaux:

    seifukucat:

    battle of the century

    I hate everyone

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  • jeansmom:

heichou-bitches:

Again
How many times has his mom caught him masturbating

too many times

    jeansmom:

    heichou-bitches:

    Again

    How many times has his mom caught him masturbating

    too many times

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  • annabellioncourt:

    plz-no:

    Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

    Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

    He proceeded to show it to us in class.

    9 hours ago   •   75,003 notes   •   VIA: fistingmyself   •   SOURCE: jrdyn
  • rhydonmyhardon:

    jrdyn:

    reaction images need to stop those were cool in 2011

    image

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  • sirartwork:

    Be careful what you wish for!

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